Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.
You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no willie... This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Willieless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bullshit....
So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.
Oh, and a reminder- if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
your now a better person!!